Okay, I think I can say with certainty that you will be the only person in the room wearing one of these, no matter where you go, high or low. Someone made this for some unfathomable reason that I don't understand, but I think there is probably someone out there (you?) who will get it and take this off my hands.... 

3" long and 3/4" wide. Features red leather wrapped on a vinyl backing and tucked into a convex metal oval with a strong crocodile clip on the back. I can picture someone wearing this clipped to their clothing, hair, skin, or a body part as a statement of supreme fashion-forward independence. What say you?

UNFATHOMABLE?