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Discount Reverse Fuel Card ? Funny Product Description Meet the Discount Reverse Fuel Card ? the only fuel card in America that proudly does the opposite of what you want. Instead of saving you money, this card automatically adds 50 cents to every gallon you buy. Why? Because it does. That?s why. Designed with a sleek chip?style layout, raised numbers, and a bold ?official? look, this card is perfect for anyone who complains about gas prices, hates gas prices, or simply exists in America where gas prices hate you back. Cardholder Perks Include: ? Accepted at every fuel station in the country ? Adds 50 per gallon instantly ? No rewards, no points, no perks ? just pain ? Works 24/7, even when your wallet is crying ? Expires: When your dumb ass does. Flip it over and you?ll find a warm American welcome reminding you that this card is here to make your life slightly worse ? but in a hilarious way. Perfect for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, prank presents, or that friend who always says, ?Gas was cheaper back in my day.? The Discount Reverse Fuel Card: Because if life is going to be expensive, it might as well be funny.